Just A Glimpse Of The Take, The Toll, The Days In A Lifetime On These There Miles

Salt tears that have taken my breath in gasp on the long mile of unspoken,

that traveling Narrows of Plains in galloping the Minds lens,

echoes of the Harps on the say chord of deep throttle,

a best to foot forward on the sleeve in all the shallow says.

True form is that the belly time of gut talk on the groan,

still in silent calm that hugging strum of the guitar,

in those days of growing sewn so blessed I had been to have Sing,

low the call with a few giddy up's a couple of chords and the Gibson struck.

That deep yodler on the sublime,

his voice roles my shore to know of signs,

the ground on the base of just love in my bones,

raising a vernacular to jazz through all the dead zoned.

Swinging his lullaby to this sand of print shop stone,

pen and pencil to etch his Hymn sole as the support of a special bring,

the grand stance of rhythm to an eternal phone.

From ear to piece the puzzle of such a riddle,

stringing with a say to comfort the hugs I miss,

such is the forest on the groves,

trunks Shoulders with a tad bit of sweets.

The golden state California on a journey so fad,

back in the 60's a walking grace filling those keens,

rumbling The Blues like a chase of the butterfly sigh,

flying a fabulous truth in these ladder plays.

Short comings Falls water on the river of life,

sent a CD to mark the flavor of the compass spice,

directions that give my Vista that value of fumble,

there on the stand my radio grands a good friend sing touching the dice.

Given duck the feather and the tone,

I bellow his basis as more than back to sitting a floor,

never throwing more than the best on sensitive drawl,

oh for memory on treasures I hold.

Daisy banks to deeper wealth these are the founds on climbing paves,

soaring a candor that gift of balance on a society cold to company,

I have watched in the trouble years and this Man made the path I just ran,

one of steady to handle the shacks,

people with skulls that scrap lives to venture the big dollar hides,

than at the moments parade those same persons dump like a vegetables style,

lush in picture but that first revelation of open mouth crushes like a hammers head batched.

Put them all together and the line to get a dirty clay is longer than history had vein,

planks that burn the hand holding pleasure to fill the pause with stink of shred,

even on that divide of contact to unknowns it is the reality that Society crowds nostril blares to loving care,

trading on the screen to advertise for a pylon on the taffy,

the spill and the catch has become like a pickle dill on a ferrets stole.

Chance brought this concert to my heart today,

brave authority to listen to a wonder on my life of chest,

the pulse of heavy times multiplied by losing a familiar I just beam the pigeon side camp for a fires same,

warming my internal locks so long on the tolls,

this is a bridge level coming down a Hi Ways jump,

I was four years old the first time he spoke a sing on the dimes,
he never did carve or shred my mind he just held a tune to sing the boon,
an old cowboy that loved his coffee too.

loving dg and a handful of tunes

Reining Frogs

Scuba Divers & Forest Fires, Movies Park & Magnolia Sharks

1998 Urban Legend

So you think you're having a bad day? In California, wildfires are part of the natural cycle of the forest. They are caused by lightning, by arson, by acts of God. Brave firefighters earn their livings extingiushing these ravenous blazes.

Recently, Fire Marshals found a corpse in a rural section of California while they were assessing the damage done by a recent forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in diving gear consisting of a recently-melted wetsuit, a dive tank, flippers, and facemask. Apparently the man had been participating in recreational diving fairly recently.

A post-mortem examination attributed death not to burns, but to massive internal injuries. Salt water was found in his stomach. Dental records provided a positive identification of a man who had been reported missing a week before, and the next-of-kin were notified. Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was discovered that, on the day of the fire, the deceased had set out on diving trip in the Pacific Ocean. His third dive was 20 kilometers away from the location of a large brush fire which which was threatening the saftey of a nearby town.

Firefighters, seeking to control the conflagration as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters to saturate the area with water. The helicopters towed large buckets, which were dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the fire and emptied.

You guessed it! One minute our diver was marveling at the fish species of the Pacific, and in the next breath, he found himself in a fire bucket 300 meters in the air. He experienced rapid decompression caused by the altitude change, suddenly followed by a plummet into burning trees.

As a consolation to bereaved relatives, investigators calculate that the man extinguished roughly 1.78 square meters of the fire, approximately the area covered by a splattered human body. Bereaved are also consoled by the knowledge that he had enjoyed two rewarding dives preceeding his fatal third dive.

Divers and pilots alike are being warned to remain on the alert. Divers are encouraged to remain calm if scooped from the water, and to hang onto the bucket when the water is dumped on the fire. Decompression chambers will be available immediately upon landing.

Classified Urban Legend 17 October 1997

The sister of the deceased in Scuba Divers and Forest Fires shows us his last email message to her in Bad Day at the Office.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit.

This time of year the water is quite cool. So here's what we do to keep warm: We have a diesel-powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temp. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a damn good plan, doesn't it? I've used it several times with no complaints.

When I get to the bottom and start working, what I do is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my neck and flood my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until my ass started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my itchy ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done.

In agony I realized what had happened. The hot-water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. This is even worse than poison ivy under a cast. I had put that hose down my back, but I don't have any hair on my back, so the jellyfish couldn't get stuck to my back. My ass crack was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communications system. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he and 5 other divers were laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 hellish in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface for my chamber dry decompression. I got to the surface wearing nothing but my brass helmet. My suit and gear were tied to the bell. When I got on board, the medic, with tears of laughter streaming down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to coat my ass when I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for two days because my asshole was swollen shut.

We've since modified the equipment to filter out most sea creatures.

Anyway, the next time you have a bad day at the office, think of me. Think about how much worse your day would be if you were to squash a jellyfish on your ass. I hope you have no bad days at the office. But if you do, I hope this will make it more tolerable.

Original source: forwarded email in August 1999

courtesy of : http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-03.html

The Caliber Of Grand Pea An Knows

What a beautiful Sun blossoming on the horizon of gold in just this Mornings long rose,

the light sheds a toss of sighing colors breath,
the hill on tips of leaves at banks spy whispering each shadows lie,

still scenes of grace,

those boughs of a trace that kind nuzzle of Warmth from the big Hello of the hugs on goes.

Each gasp of treasure on this Planet of Waist,

hands that dash to grip tell Face,

music on the space,

shouts with days,

plates on the earth Arbors of girth!!

For the classical waters of salts shined,

veer dial And base a feat,

speeding with the shores of sight,

by ways of enjoying the gift of bind.

So tightly knit at Moons in sphere,

imagining the Wares of life on steer,

that in the ground of past grand sound,

wonderment of same in reins of grain.

Rice Hulls wheat & rye,

pickled bellies Jars orphans and dies,

graves with lawn telling of tomb,

the gather of collective on spoke tales!!

Sheer in valley the depth of carriage,

rivers that have spelled the slide,

bunches of trunks Sticks and ka plunks,

that sign of operators on changing tides.

Charts that Men sailed the globe,

pieces of lands Mass to Continent springs,

birds Eggs nests with brings,

flights that must have soared to the bearings of such things.

Flat World Round World rounding those Capes,

cloaks Pirates rows of those boats,

news coming channels lagoons at bay folks,

excitement surely filled the fear on dust groats.

Salts Pepper spice on the Clue,

placed in appropriate mention of the shoe,

prized hours Minutes blink of choose,

I am filled with gratitude for the love of the . . . . .

you are more probably bored with my think of Nature,

so I will just say that its all about the hum drum,

whistle stops Cafe and coffee on the plums,

cherry pickers with chew bugs and a bit of sticky pay purr.

In paddles of the blues singer at the ashes on the sail,
another found that jump to be the only pen,
it tally on this mourning I scramble words to place fragile thoughts to memory boots,
so the scene of two such men I knew flew this road stirs dead,
one from self the other on the harp of vase on the stun,
to both I ring my love to the chores and doors that rank my Mind,
I have scene to think on smile and dim,
natural and thump,
I put the license of what is a hour on this gentle remind of talking a deed,
pain is the thimble of the Needle that darns the eyes with thread on the bare in sole.

I walk a traveling sleigh to harness the known,
to foundation and to those tears I say it is the piers,
what is such ducks in a row that geese have pond and moves have most,
of the interesting endings to beginnings of lives that play the guitar of the times,
I thought many a moon mile on this inch of connects,
it plundered me,
but at that falling tear I said to bell oh's,
it must be simple,
the company of a sign meants.

The Breadth Of Rice Wind

Stride the dreams with color enhanced a state of digital graph to pace,

with dynamics sip say to lip an expression of the ancients stroke,

paints on sky time glowing roll with beauty at the seems,

in this each independent foot will Thought a great lakes Moon.

Sewn in with life a streaming Creek,

there on that balance of blinking lens A Camera from the seed,

does with a dainty chorus sing of where the shelf did breathe to brush,

that incredible state of frozen rein,

directing choir of simply done.

Tall are Mountains falling Snow,

touching Opera of the lathe,

shingle brought to a sending delve,

duck Crackers geese Buffalo lease.

Across the Might tea Plains of sway,

dishes for the sticks on brae,

rail roses thorns with Wreath,

Pines Redwoods in Birch beam Stood.

Field on Fire field on Digs field with ditches Fields with lived,

shells of Snails shell Oyster grit Shells that Muscle of simply equipped,

an Ankle of the solar Star those glimmer Schedule of dark lights bar,

treasures Arid dry chalk with Floor,

what is Wisdom but that Why's a waist??

I love the fox As the wolf does Howl coyotes Yip the Snails bough,
ask each bless said sing of print It is so held in genomes Tend,
to have that stretch as breeze in rent,
the body Mind and leaven blend.

A flea hop goes to say Hello,
that computation of laptops lanes,
write or reason itself a deed,
for with the feather a draw of Ye.

BBC Earth ~ The Shapes We See In Starling Murmurations

Flocks of starlings, like clouds, can form some interesting and sometimes seemingly familiar patterns; what shapes do you see in these murmurations?

• By Jeremy Coles

23 October 2015

Mushroom? (credit: Tim Graham / Getty Images)

An easy one to start! This murmuration, taken at Avalon Marshes on the Somerset levels, looks a lot like a mushroom to us.

Snail with a conical shell? (credit: Nature Picture Library / Alamy Stock Photo)

This murmuration was taken in December 2012 in Gretna Green, Scotland. We think it looks a bit like a snail with a conical shell.

Seal? (credit: Arterra Picture Library / Alamy Stock Photo)

This large flock of starlings are being harassed by a bird of prey at sunset. We think it looks like a seal; look closely and you might be able to make out the shape of a flipper.

Jumbo jet taking off? (credit: Bill Coster / Alamy Stock Photo)

A huge flock at a roosting site by a motorway in southern Scotland. Does anyone else see the resemblance to a jumbo jet taking to the skies or an old fashioned airship?

Seahorse or dolphin? (credit: Bill Coster / Alamy Stock Photo)

This is an interesting one with different people seeing different things! Is it a turning dolphin or a seahorse? Or possibly something else entirely!

Snake slithering away (credit: Mike O'Carroll / Alamy Stock Photo)

We’re back to the Somerset Levels for this one. We reckon it looks like a slippery snake slithering away from us.

Pouncing small mammal? (credit: Andy Rouse / naturepl.com)

Is it stretching the imagination too much to see a pouncing mammal with a long tail, such as a stoat or a ferret, in this murmuration? It was taken in Gloucestershire as the starlings were coming to roost one evening.

Dinosaur? (credit: Keith Douglas / Alamy Stock Photo)

Looming large in the evening sky of Cambridgeshire, this ‘dinosaur’ was captured at sunset.

Find out more about the starling murmuration with the RSPB, and where to visit if you’d like to experience this spectacle for yourself.

Do you have any pictures of flocking birds making shapes? If so we’d love you to submit them to the Autumnwatch Flickr strand and don’t forget to tell us what shape you think they make.

Autumnwatch is back on our screens Monday 2 November at 21:00 on BBC Two.

The Balance Beam Of Know Tows Stills A Foot With An Arm Strong

Tack of weather a moving placed,

introduction of reins,

compass method Mirrors,

of land And all the Inch of Mankind.

Heavy are the layers said a Meant,

tiers of fossil States,

through Time the Math on Valleys debt,

Rivers shaking Shoes.

Towards onward roads of solar chose,

the Sun explosive Moons,

disk to ground electric sound,

energy in goes.

An arm at reach width Tide charts,

up on stretch of dawn,

horror rise in often brain of hinge,

doors in whisking thresholds been.

The Compass Of Method Wyrds

Laid in steady rows of words a strange form all on jade,

no hop skid Jac's to ball of stance for From expression reason danced,

grateful in the ever Treat a daily Said brought such Piece,

each Riddle poem as Mars did home such Poets Corn to Station key.

Asking knot of Weather life would In an able Mind,

comb the snare to stop the Fair and Put to Place a Square.

With slow at hurt the pain of years Aye challenge truth the blink,

while eyes of card did shuffle hard those Tears brought hand of Reins.

Carriage 'thought' a brief slide sought the Mow dumb for its Debt,

yet on the Show of To Myself a gift that wrapped It prose.

Like A Saul Ter Works Tie Chi Of Pep Purred Sprites

As the debt of body clothes put sage to clear of read a day,

belly and that brow of the eyes in smiled,

traveling the bell as to state off more than learned a clock,

it is the hands reflections brought of a creek thanks jade.

Mined from carve that rivers bank grew with touch or reins on clay,

each stone a bridge to crossing ridge the built through working pow,

grand in snake the send down Lanes of memory of Oceans glee,

waves that crash the beauty silt of direction that pebbles felt,

stool of sand with brake down jam atop those Mountains why's talk on those hymn a lay in's,

the fill of valley dissipates while land is ever earned!!

Journal thorough Words and Sake for in the life of Sunshine crates,

stars have poured to choice of chore measured tons while walking crumbed,

windows of the sole on speak touching Class of long time Keep,

what price is done to mark the Silks off route of running ringing quilts.

The answer on a quest chin touch to knowing said is of the gut,

skulls with memory to dust the jackets clothes like skin at crutch.

That wrinkle in remember Friend east of West on real bend such narrow lines to speak,

marching spice to drink the rice makes beds of Harvest strong on dice,
no gamble from to send a toast Cheers with glasses for the most,
air oh planes said with grand in grains I love the time on ducks.

Feather light that waterfalls in the Thermal Under Pause to graves beyond the Chisel,

the lakes of blood that drained from grubs for years of spake the bust,

players on the card stock pawn Chess begets a riddle,

this Planet is so full of looms there is no room for fiddlers roof that classic violin.

Should than at Drum of gut be song does In test tend digestions kip,

on that Track of in the loud a horse is healthy for the loud,
its silence that makes the alarm to loud,
for in the stall of work at core the ride is great until it floors,
as put to rest those barns of tell the gates are often central spell.

Walking groats with soaked by lamps the choice control no pet troll row,
 boats just to tug a push,
shipping oyster pearl freight with loaded by the car see meant.

Pole of Ships that boat about the laugh to glacier bays ink Trout,
ladders rung to sing and strum an anchor seams the bender flout,
Pan on Steam a Sauna Frost with extra ice to Poker fish,
the bet of Read to be of bread that circus does example dish.

Took a steam on that keen a sea saw was its special,

turn the staff to legs of laugh that steel on the ever shades,

swamp pen keys to hoe why eased silk chorus worn and ditches kneed,
see done,

breaking face to knows of take to profit on the smashing brake.

The Fare A Lawns Oft Tin A Sawn It

Whoa is this sole desire to Heel the ride of horse to saddle,

thou girth of center belt to harp be thy gut to speak,

in that brush of scours fear does the stones grant tip,

width of bell the skull of sync How is thy charge to swamp?

In tile of feet Sands spoke seat Ocean on the Waves of wall,

skidding through the Times sewn ball Shell the tree be lagoons branch,

creek Up gone to rivers strum Pebbles on the Henge,

porcelain Eyes of brows Raised bye for Tuna lane.

Shallow sentence life on rein Directions compass Quatrain,

is each a lay of quiet state Tell thy Verse in sump or Vein,

paints on shown this coat of bloom In asking trust for Frame,

quest be long dust past thee song leaves Season ought in Crows.

Shackled with a hugging Text I scrabble heard to Vista,

tubs of Troughs the human cost Pricing pants while Albatross`d,

beautiful lens seeing blends from Cent to Scene on bakers hood,

say to piece the boots & Pre-ist that knobs are traveling formal Tides.

Duh Duck Shins

How eyes know the fears and rear,

it has torn that shore a particular of mirror,

that is type ping to say that it is on ground,

of distant for in land,

I stride to dial that form of scribe.

With balance as a beam,

the light on a gave,

ankles are the hours shoulder ride.

Saddle this write to know,

sands dial to soapstone,

etched in gentle form,

loving this gird dole,

the banana is a slug too.

Slippery Win wet,

ice breathing bets,

games of Human Corn wide Eyes shut,

closing blinds Tell the cent it is a Sign!!

While dancing rains snow flakes bold,

sticking in the sum whispering Fall,

ought tum leaves.

Treated language as the gift of presents every great,

making the ribbons silk threads of pieces work,

scrabble a board lane,

avenue breeze,

incredible Tides,

glaciers And sees.

Dust jacks to Name the storm,

say it is the Nouns turned,

to rock glasses and still,

ink lean is short Wave radio on Tagged.

Station feed is Oats Wheat water tee traced,

dirty minus the wonder,

amazing travel,

bells pour is singing faces,

out on theme sphere a fires read.

Care on this planet has been tossed to . . . 

heavy are the goose bumps crew,

a ballet on Point.

Silent Blinking Moved Eyes From Shrinking

Ask my pocket what it is in the question of the dids,

on that Welch apple Juice,

sauce & Words upon the Fizz,

in that drink of Vernacular lid,

the screw down has had full done dibs,

to envelope produce letters scene,

bark is found on tree Times creed.

As the swirl of Scope is Arm in Hammers baking powders note,

that bridge width gears tack to shift in Cause,

deep the channels of ABC,

counts that read like 123.

Than the per festival storm is Live,

aye lens Land line in bench sit bind,

equal can knew on mead via,

just on park road,

the wrist watch sign.

There abouts each Every lie,

holds of Whales on ribs of Cried,

willow wakes to breadth at tide,

chart Tiers rinse Writes brine ride.

Hourly chorus with ankles Walk,

whats in my Posture shoulder Talk,

now speak Easy this Whip of bide,

read with reason wisdom shied. 

Future for Cast in that Stream,

valor Anchor of the Creamed,

silk and dairy Factors lean,

what is Who in How on Preen??

A tee And tea have Sauced the bread,

money dimes Cookies bed,

steep the kettle bun Syn drop,

lets us know the in said slow,

for each a word the nickel plop,

snails guards And pop Peas cropped.

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Written on 10-21-2015 at 4.33 PM

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Touch static a tum on The Bee,

a chimney of birds dust spelling leaves,

is that a scurry or the rushing be gone,

down on the feather to Up goes the sigh.

To have had that speak on apples at orange,

peel does pit the said in a coast,

as the prevailing wings of care read a groat,

grains of the bits on sands of a wrote.

Print sigher of grand banks on a ski,

mountains maintain the sight on a deed,

practical Horsemanship the Future be saw,

saddles that knows band reins on the Jaw.

Just per Hat pens that to riding the life gallops lead,

time on the barrel from saying a steed,

is that rock Salt tiers or the Cheek piece,

sheds of the applicable spins Stirred be bread.

Sourdough does make Mantle at why's,

X on the play Tow off butters and rye,

yea of biscuits Brain and be dough,

have taken a bull to Ox in debt Ste.

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blinking eyes pew poles fried duck pore shins,
raising verbs label one dyed Say bull.

 Of the brain on the showers of pass part A call,

digs to statues of grain rolling Rust touch pebbles string to Beach the bed Creams,

soft package delivery on pinch shale in chalk,

stored in the Spy Null flew Id of skulls,
be that Straights crate Of bones and goal`d,
the chain lynx is shall the in sure Milk the Bullvines of sword^did gulls.

Grit brings with tap a shackle to arms,
 the shoulder once Cranes lilt,

hugs of Horror grown just puts to the lease a language Scoured Mess^Edge,
while burr^thing Tongue, wagging the more's,
onto that Thrush in gauge The frog on a Horse's hoof,
say slowly the amber of And Elephants theirs the Willow Trees Wind duh of a sync^Crow^NIS^City,

thoughts of & origin that harbor of said to cork dark Hour with a sake Breezing bell^owse minute scrub.

Letter by let Urd process of led,

drinking that cent Troll till doll Giants Fold^dead,
 telling the passage of price on the Knows.

Antlers on velvet the rubbing of Cocks,

rooster cog^burns showing the pistons of slopped,
muds to miles of measure that crop,
whips braggarts and lops of leaf in the severed.

Now at the hour of Nobody kicks,

fly's on that desert purchase Wind on the bee's,

strung to steep ankle the Heel of seed,

up comes this bank that clay fossils deed,
dessert is the means.

Grubs to talk Worm once an appropriation of bid,

water that salt did to Fish in the skids,

pork belly laughter to snort chortle read,

look its a Sentence that paragraphs fed,
pigeons on brae`s Zen dried in the squab,
flying the proverb to spelling the gog.

Heave to the Carrot stick on the gave,

sweet honey syrup The tap of drains sheep,

drill sap to Tree maples Pine nuts like beep,

road runners Jay birds that peek on the sats.

Dish in the clear comb Hare Owe or pea,

pilots that dead-in's to platters and dealt,

minute rinse waltzing with stars in chores wed,

steer are the Cat toll of clause wake of bid.

How many lives are lived in the stretch of the lamp Shade of sun bursting energy seer?

Could this be a Reference to caller identification at toe simplicity,
Thumb Tax,
the grains of trees that show in the burl,
The Rings of fire and brings that shelf off the Scale in storage Called mail,
a Post off Is Glaciers with Scene.