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Ed the Great on the distance to the Miles on the dogs,

a tablet of the concrete to the walk Up the drive,

in on a Horse to the Spoof is not the Spook for that is Awareness to the bite,

in the growl of Mankind a terrible plight hath File to ridge on the edged,

cutting out a Cardboard song to stretch the Mind in finding a treason to debt the crates.

Coffins burning Crosses nailed at the shaking founds is teach the bet to grasp a Lake,

streets on language with A Turn Table to never Scratch but deliver a good Itch,

the skin of shades to the skin of hands A Palm to barn in the Tribute to stability of Tacked.

A Year lean Question on the figures of Answered by a Photographic Mined,

towns to Ships in the Future are the cast of foundational Granite to Junks on James Blunts prowess.

In the sing a Tree to bark a Creature of the Thing it is not the Blob but a Cinema on Moves,

shag the chanced to dance a curb on the Corner of the Jax to superball the Stupendous detail of stands,

that Picture of what is Whom where & Win this is Not a trace but a Show Pan piece to Grand Pianos.

Blunt captured a Starter as the Fireplace to the Match in the brights of the kindling on the broom,

swept by Swoon to the Nights of Owling as the Coyote is a Wolf that Ancients a Trade to speak vomit,

in breadth to  Sound James Blunt counted the grains as the Sandy shores on the Barefoot prevade,

I however Chose to bake in the Hot Sun of Moon shined!!

James Blunt is in the send of a B.D.S.M.`er on the leash of Humanity to Caller Festivals on the Shem,

this Ab approach of Statue towers a sand Dollars purchase to the Ocean Beach of global denial,

to this a Domino can know the line- of One by to say Three and for this I Clarinet this Trumpet 'til!!

Sake with the favor of a grace that I still the Complete to James Blunt as respect of change can Sudden,

shock with the Flash of bulb Lighting that thunders an bolts to Screw Top lids on the Troll,

from I to the burst of Switch to Paddle James Blunt a particular vernacular as Cricket jugged Price,

a skip of the stones to the Creek on a rushing Rivers sight Commends only discipline for beans.

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shot by the clique to steam on the Island patience introduces former to latter as Whom getted Master,

control on the Pet trained to bark the Shower of words with Poe Leased!!

Dank me a dark sneak as that is Know tangle on the neats of get a beastly fever to Heating hots,

hand some a fork and Why's that Zee doing sheet to cream a Posture with hidden beliefs,

gosh the darn is Quilt worthy to Scope of the Wash!!

A brake for the Gap Year on a Recording gone LIVE ankle this Breathe with Air waisting a Sure,

to that is the Role On deal of the Cope on the street,

butt talking the Spinach a Reed to castle Black on California Skeet,

address that with a gorgeous taste My Mouth waters to throttle that Swallow a place to leaper Spice.

Tabasco is a brand of Names on the Best Food aisle at the Grow^Sirs of patented nerves,

times that bye division and the Shocker will eclectic Ewe to flocking the Gates of bedlambs Coup,

to Hand a Junction on that is the Rose Map that thickets a Too Night Show with the Comedy clues,

simple Technical bath Rooms to telephone the Elephant on the Buff A Lo grossed,

syn Sear leaping Peered by the landing on a Plan-it trailing a Boob.

Pigeon Towed A Setter

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The Head Masters a Won Room School House,

gritty pears!!

Be Fore Earnest

\fawr-SOOTH\

adverb 1. Archaic. (now used in derision or to express disbelief) in truth; in fact; indeed.

Quotes

…but he is a gentleman forsooth, though he had not cloths on his back when he came hither first. -- Henry Fielding, The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling, 1749

Origin

Forsooth has existed in English since before 900, and derives from the Old Englishforsōth. \den-droh-kruh-NOL-uh-jee\ noun 1. the science dealing with the study of the annual rings of trees in determining the dates and chronological order of past events. Quotes How many hours have I sat through your harangue about carbon dating as compared todendrochronology and geochronology. -- Naomi A. Hintze, Ghost Child, 1983 Origin Dendrochronology entered English in the 1920s. It is derived from the Greek termsdéndron meaning “tree” and chrónos meaning “time.” The combining form -logy is used in the names of sciences. \FUR-ther-uhns\ noun 1. the act of furthering; promotion; advancement. Quotes If you asked me what were the best possible organisation for the Men of Letters in modern society; the arrangement of furtherance and regulation, grounded the most accurately on the actual facts of their position and of the world's position,—I should beg to say that the problem far exceeded my faculty! -- Thomas Carlyle, “The Hero as Man of Letters,” On Heroes, Hero-worship and the Heroic in History, 1840 Origin Furtherance came to English in the 1400s from the late Middle English fortheraunce. \non-i-VENT\ noun 1. an occurrence of only superficial interest or content; a dull or insignificant occasion.  2. an event or situation that is anticipated but does not occur or occurs with much less than the expected impact, especially one that has been widely publicized; anticlimax. Quotes A non-event, says Phil, is better to write about than an event, because with a non-event you can make up the meaning yourself, it means whatever you say it means. -- Margaret Atwood, Bluebeard's Egg, 1983 Origin Nonevent came to English in the mid-1900s as a combination of non- and event. \JIB-er, GIB-\ verb 1. to speak inarticulately or meaninglessly.  2. to speak foolishly; chatter. Quotes Representation gets a bad rap. Its inadequacy is inbuilt; it’s doomed to fail us; the thing it strives to capture and communicate endlessly eludes it. But it’s what we have, so we use our crude visual and verbal tools to circumscribe, gibber, and gesture. -- Cassie Packard, "Martha Rosler Tackles the Problem of Representation," Hyperallergic, October 16, 2014 Origin Gibber entered English around 1600 and is of uncertain origin. It is perhaps related to the obsolete word gib meaning "caterwaul, to utter long wailing cries." \mal duh MER\ noun 1. French. seasickness. Quotes When the mal de mer seizes me I, Hercule Poirot, am a creature with no gray cells… -- Agatha Christie, Death in the Clouds, 1935 Origin Mal de mer came to English in the 1700s from French. \an-THEE-sis\ noun 1. Botany. the period or act of expansion in flowers, especially the maturing of the stamens. Quotes During anthesis, the avocado tree is sensitive to temperature which can severely disrupt the dichogamy mechanism. -- Bruce Schaffer, Peter C. Andersen, Handbook of Environmental Physiology of Fruit Crops, Volume 2, 1994 Origin Anthesis is a New Latin construction that entered English in the 1800s. Its roots lie in the Greek ánthēsis meaning "bloom." \uh-MEYN\ adverb 1. Archaic. with full force.  2. Archaic. at full speed. Quotes So, grasping the rough protuberances of the rock, he tugged and toiled amain, and got himself quite out of breath, without being able to stir the heavy stone. -- Nathaniel Hawthorne, "The Minotaur," Tanglewood Tales for Girls and Boys, 1853 Origin Amain entered English in the mid-1500s as a combination of a- and main, which in turn comes from the Old English mægen meaning "power, strength." \BEE-mish\ adjective 1. bright, cheerful, and optimistic. Quotes "…I should simply adore seeing myself in a play," sighed Mary. “Well, you never will,” Madeline assured her blandly. “Not while you call me 'my child,' and patronize me instead of my tea shop.” Mary listened, wearing her beamish smile. -- Margaret Warde, Betty Whale Decides, 1911 Origin Beamish came to English in the 1500s from the noun beam, which in turn derives from the Old English bēam meaning "tree, post, ray of light." \brohg\ noun 1. an Irish accent in the pronunciation of English.  2. any strong regional accent. Quotes She remembered Mother on the day Charley was christened, taking the baby from Dottie and blessing him under her breath in the heavy brogue she carried all her life. -- Rebecca Johns, Icebergs, 2006 Origin Though the origin is unknown, it might be linked to the shoe of the same name that originated in Scotland and Ireland. \KOL-ee-wob-uhlz\ noun 1. Informal. a feeling of fear, apprehension, or nervousness.  2. Informal. intestinal cramps or other intestinal disturbances. Quotes We must pack off to Brother Michael because we have the collywobbles! -- James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, 1916 Origin Collywobbles came to English in the early 1800s and is presumably based on the termcolic meaning "a sudden pain in the abdomen or bowels." \NAK-erd\ adjective 1. British Slang. exhausted; very tired: He is really knackered after work. Quotes “It’s been … exhausting,” Oborne says, sounding a little dazed. “I’m all right. I’m a bitknackered. I expected it to be well covered, but I didn’t expect it to be on the front page. But I haven’t seen any schadenfreude. There’s been no glee.” -- Archie Bland, "Peter Oborne: what I have seen is unprecedented in a quality newspaper," The Guardian, February 18, 2015 Origin Knackered entered English in the late 1800s from the verb knacker meaning "to tire." \DIS-fuh-miz-uhm\ noun 1. the substitution of a harsh, disparaging, or unpleasant expression for a more neutral one.  2. an expression so substituted. Quotes They were given considerable latitude in determining who should become a target of their "collection efforts." (The term "spying" was considered a dysphemism, though many believed it to be a more honest description of domestic intelligence work.) -- David Lindsey, An Absence of Light, 1994 Origin Dysphemism is derived from the Greek dys- meaning “ill, bad” and phḗmē meaning “speaking.” It entered English in the late 1800s. \in-TEN-uh-reyt\ verb 1. to make soft or tender; soften. Quotes I know not whether I do not too much indulge the vain longings of affection; but I hope they intenerate my heart, and that when I die like my Tetty, this affection will be acknowledged in a happy interview… -- , Samuel Johnson in The Life of Samuel Johnson, James Boswell, 1791 Origin Intenerate entered English in the late 1500s and finds its roots in the Latin term tenermeaning "tender." \spon-DOO-liks\ noun 1. Older Slang. money; cash. Quotes …I've told him a many a time I wouldn't trade places with him; for, says I, a sailor's life's the life for me, and I'm derned if I'd live two mile out o' town, where there ain't nothing ever goin' on, not for all his spondulicks and as much more on top of it. -- Mark Twain, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, 1884 Origin Spondulicks came to English in the mid-1800s and is an Americanism of uncertain origin. \fawr-mi-KEY-shuhn\ noun 1. a tactile hallucination involving the belief that something is crawling on the body or under the skin. Quotes “They say not.” “I was told he was.” “Perhaps you will allow me to know better,” said the doctor. As though to resolve the argument, a muffled voice from the stretcher said: “Itching, Eddie. Itching all over like hell.” “Formication,” said the doctor. -- Evelyn Waugh, Officers and Gentlemen, 1955 Origin Formication came to English in the early 1700s from the Latin formīcāre "to have a sensation that ants are crawling on one's skin."

The Height Of A Horse Is Measured Not To His Pole But The Top Of His Withers, It Is Called 'A Hand'

Truth shocks no conquer for that is Left to a touching grate to cycle the Furry of the mustard,

said with seed to grove of the speaking Forest on that limber of vernacular to dialect shoot,

in vista of mountain steam Volcanic are the beastly on the molten rocking horse to tactiled,

grown with reason for wisdom is a Worlds loom on Stone Hinged to grasp that Placement.

While the miles are the Trace grounds coffee Mugs a grind to the Filter sipping thick Trades,

cups of Water that have Sturdy by trait to Walk that with a Rider on the Storm,

gallop to the Parade no that can't be for the entire Street would rumble a Chaos stampede,

so that is slowly of thought is to familiar the March with this California location on 22.

The Prose a Call to dock a Better on the smitten is to stand a Captain annouce a Master and knack,

proposals of stunners in Write have brought to the Tree a blanket to park the bench on a Cruise,

as the learn begets the Teach on decades that wRote to a tone,

in tune and dumpster Dives the reality of lost Treasures or thrown away lives can Sleeve a sneeze!!

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to Town on the sidewalks of Boulevard lives shows Lombard by the ride,

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bar for the Stool beer for the Jack as the Tar is really just Was hotel with a Sight.

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the Koi in the garden a scene to the Fortune Cookie Factory saying Ross Lane is a date,

sparking the fire on that BBQ of the beach no that can't be right for I'm a San Francisco kid on the lens.

Blink twice turn slight as the chills on the Fog in the roll-Inn is art that draws a purr to beep Beep,

coyote Raccoons in That possum speech of the Honeysuckle vine inched by the twine on The Greyhound,

long Free Ways to tribed with a Message to pop Rocks,

the birch An Oak with no Ties for that is real photographs on the Drive.

To tremble with doors that grid touch to put that Film of Mind on the brights,

Trout Ponds laddering Fish Poles on the Tillamook colds,

cheese to remember Birth Place belly and snored.

Rise amongst that to Cadillac a Coup with those Giant handles to Nana's life,

the read and the core to a biblical store braking the Judges to uproot the King,

instant All Time with infinite Rhyme on a beet state guard Dens that dungeon a Cry,

stellar are the Hours in minute times to Seconds on the scribe!!

My grandfather on that Stead of a Car to produce this slate that walks to the Timber,

logging on the freight Lumber Industry to the Mills and the quilt,

stitches to Skull bore can't Soft spot a quit from Blank to chorus its not the Water its the Blood!!

'Just Love' "Can't play to the crowd much, I sing for the crowd. It hurts me moneywise. It hurts me more otherwise." dg ink

There was a Classic Blues Singer dg that lived through much at the cost of more,

to that My best Friend his Son a violin Fiddler that loved baseball and AM Radio,

the call of the game that Hooray of the hit to this it is the Foot trace stadium of a Sailing to ships,

in the Windy days of decade singers The Sixties a blanket Babylon of learn the Crows,

flight to the Tells walking out the blue to range the life with a balanced stirrup to sway.

Rocking with the horse to Pony Up on the Posting trot it is the reality of the belly gut,

answering to Pier stock at the Umbrella of a Carousel the stack just doubles the signs on a 3rd ka chew,

touch the Expressions on the simplest of days to route the Guitar Picker a Harp.

These Harmonics on the mouth leased by the Root to grasp a letter by the Dressage on ridden,

in that the court is measured by distance & Width for that is the addition to the say as Halt,

invisible letters running down the center line by Memory of the eyesight to stop on the rib,

state of engagement on the Knows would cry to spake as it is the thankful speak that sheets today,

by the reason of A Clinic to that teach on the Events a borrow only words to creative Chairs.

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shedding those Rain drops as part of the Call to storm at sky Wisdoms bay of the Scene,

occipital ground finding the stretch is nigh September entry the grew riding a Technique,

spacial clarity added Mathematics to the Pie institution beating my brain for Fractions on the spine.

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in agony of fear the hark of the scribe is to etch not the drawing rather Arithmetic the crib,

that Tomb of yards showing Fence bones and Starts chiming sayings by quotes on the gives,

read for the cream on that last worth of Thought told the date on a Waltz with a glimpse,

port Dragon in the pleasure of a favorite shown back channel with a Swim stroke to kick,

the steady and the prosed.

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sprinkle Magic gifts on a listing with the Fires of A Campfire Kong,

the home on the Sound is the safety of loud a Blue Door telling facts to out the pour.

The Plum Tree in that garden of sit so is the Mind in a casual climb of memorization to Chess,

domino Checkers Monopoly Battle Ship Chutes & ladders Cards blackjack always Dolly's cluck,

the Dirt Water Fox a duchess on parade,

in the Norse on the lass Zeus mights Odin to treasure the story Chord,

oral tradition with bits & pieces of puzzling Truths.