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Impeachment and acquittal of Bill Clinton

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Floor proceedings of the U.S. Senate during the trial of President Bill Clinton in 1999, Chief Justice William Rehnquist presiding. House managers are seated beside the quarter-circular tables on the left and the president's personal counsel on the right.
Bill Clinton, the 42nd President of the United States, was impeached by the House of Representatives on two charges, one ofperjury and one of obstruction of justice, on December 19, 1998. The charges stemmed from his extramarital affair with former White House Intern Monica Lewinsky and his testimony about the affair during a sexual harassment lawsuit filed against him by Paula Jones. He was subsequently acquitted of these charges by the Senate on February 12, 1999.[1] Two other impeachment articles – a second perjury charge and a charge of abuse of power – failed in the House.
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Independent Counsel Ken Starr turned over documentation to the House Judiciary Committee. The Chief Prosecutor, David Schippers, and his team reviewed the material and determined there was sufficient evidence to impeach the president. As a result, four charges were considered by the full House of Representatives; two passed, making Clinton the second United States President to be impeached, and only the third for whom the House had considered such proceedings (Nixon's presidency is the only one to be ended in the wake of the impeachment process).
The trial in the United States Senate began right after the seating of the 106th Congress, in which the Republicans began with 55 senators. A two-thirds vote (67 senators) was required to remove Clinton from office. Fifty senators voted to remove Clinton on the obstruction of justice charge and 45 voted to remove him on the perjury charge; no Democrat voted guilty on either charge. Clinton was acquitted, becoming the second sitting United States President to be formally charged with a crime (impeached) and subsequently declared not guilty (acquitted).

Independent counsel investigation[edit]

The charges arose from an investigation by Independent Counsel Ken Starr. Originally dealing with the failed land deal years earlier known as Whitewater, Starr, with the approval of United States Attorney General Janet Reno, conducted a wide-ranging investigation of alleged abuses including the firing of White House travel agents, the alleged misuse of FBI files, and Bill Clinton's conduct during the sexual harassment lawsuit filed by a former Arkansas government employee, Paula Jones. In the course of the investigation,Linda Tripp provided Starr with taped phone conversations in which Monica Lewinsky, a former White House Intern, discussed having oral sex with Clinton. At the deposition, the judge rejected the plaintiff's lawyer's definition of the term "sexual relations"[2][3]that Clinton claims to have construed to mean only vaginal intercourse. Judge Wright then told the attorneys they could be as explicit as necessary in asking their questions.
A much-quoted statement from Clinton's grand jury testimony showed him questioning the precise use of the word "is." Contending that his statement that "there's nothing going on between us" had been truthful because he had no ongoing relationship with Lewinsky at the time he was questioned, Clinton said, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the—if he—if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not—that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement".[4] Starr obtained further evidence of inappropriate behavior by seizing the computer hard drive and email records of Monica Lewinsky. Based on the president's conflicting testimony, Starr concluded that Clinton had committed perjury. Starr submitted his findings to Congress in a lengthy document (the so-calledStarr Report), and simultaneously posted the report on the internet, replete with lurid descriptions of encounters between Clinton and Lewinsky.[5] Starr was criticized by Democrats for spending $70 million on an investigation that substantiated only perjury and obstruction of justice.[6] Critics of Starr also contend that his investigation was highly politicized because it regularly leaked tidbits of information to the press, in violation of legal ethics, and because his report included lengthy descriptions which were humiliating yet irrelevant to the legal case.[7][8]

January 1998 press conference[edit]

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Bill Clinton making a presentation that ends with a short commentary on theMonica Lewinsky scandal. The presentation is known for the quote "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." (6:22)


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After rumors of the scandal reached the news, Clinton publicly stated, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." In his Paula Jones deposition, he swore, "I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her."[9] Months later, Clinton admitted that his relationship with Lewinsky was "wrong" and "not appropriate." Lewinsky engaged in oral sex with Clinton several times.[10][11]

Impeachment by House of Representatives[edit]

Since Ken Starr had already completed an extensive investigation, the House Judiciary Committee conducted no investigations of its own into Clinton's alleged wrongdoing, and it held no serious impeachment-related hearings before the 1998 mid-term elections. Nevertheless, impeachment was one of the major issues in the election.
In November 1998, the Democrats picked up five seats in the House, while the Republicans still maintained majority control.[12]The results were a particular embarrassment for House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who, prior to the election, had been reassured by private polling that Clinton's scandal would result in the GOP gaining as many as thirty House seats.[12] Shortly after the elections, Gingrich, who had been one of the leading advocates for impeachment,[13] announced he would resign from Congress as soon as he was able to find somebody to fill his vacant seat;[12] Gingrich fulfilled this pledge and officially resigned from Congress on January 3, 1999.[14]
Impeachment proceedings were initiated during the post-election, "lame duck" session of the outgoing 105th United States Congress. The committee hearings were perfunctory, but the floor debate in the whole House was spirited on both sides. TheSpeaker-designate, Representative Bob Livingston, chosen by the Republican Party Conference to replace Gingrich as House Speaker, announced the end of his candidacy for Speaker and his resignation from Congress from the floor of the House after his own marital infidelity came to light.[15] In the same speech, Livingston also encouraged Clinton to resign. Clinton chose to remain in office and urged Livingston to reconsider his resignation.[16] Many other prominent Republican members of Congress (including Dan Burton[15]of Indiana; Helen Chenoweth[15] of Idaho; and Henry Hyde[15] of Illinois, the chief House manager of Clinton's trial in the Senate) had infidelities exposed around this time, all of whom voted for impeachment. Publisher Larry Flynt offered a reward for such information and many supporters of Clinton accused Republicans of hypocrisy.[15]
Upon the passage of H. Res. 611, Clinton was impeached on December 19, 1998, by the House of Representatives on grounds of perjury to a grand jury (by a 228–206 vote)[17] and obstruction of justice (by a 221–212 vote).[18] Two other articles of impeachment failed – a second count of perjury in the Jones case (by a 205–229 vote)[19] and one accusing Clinton of abuse of power (by a 148–285 vote).[20] Clinton thus became the second U.S. president to be impeached, following Andrew Johnson in 1868. (Clinton was the third sitting president against whom the House of Representatives has initiated impeachment proceedings since 1789. Articles of impeachment against Richard Nixonwere passed by the House Judiciary Committee in 1974 and reported to the full House, but Nixon resigned the Presidency before the impeachment resolutions could be considered.)
Five Democrats (Virgil Goode of Virginia, Ralph Hall of Texas, Paul McHale of Pennsylvania, Charles Stenholm of Texas, and Gene Taylor of Mississippi) voted in favor of three of the four articles of impeachment, but only Taylor voted for the abuse of power charge. Five Republicans (Amo Houghton of New York, Peter King of New York, Connie Morella of Maryland, Chris Shays of Connecticut, and Mark Souder of Indiana) voted against the first perjury charge. Eight more Republicans (Sherwood Boehlert of New York, Michael Castle of Delaware, Phil English of Pennsylvania, Nancy Johnson of Connecticut, Jay Kim of California, Jim Leach of Iowa, John McHugh of New York, and Ralph Regula of Ohio), but not Souder, voted against the obstruction charge. Twenty-eight Republicans voted against the second perjury charge, sending it to defeat, and eighty-one voted against the abuse of power charge.

Acquittal by the Senate[edit]

Congressional Recordfrom February 12, 1999 showing end of President Clinton's impeachment trial
Two tickets for Bill Clinton's impeachment trial, January 14–15, 1999
The Senate trial began on January 7, 1999, with Chief Justice of the United States William Rehnquist presiding. The first day consisted of formal presentation of the charges against President Clinton, and of Chief Justice Rehnquist swearing in all arguants in the trial.
Thirteen House Republicans from the Judiciary Committee served as "managers," the equivalent of prosecutors:
Clinton was defended by Cheryl Mills. Clinton's counsel staff included Charles RuffDavid E. KendallDale BumpersBruce LindseyNicole SeligmanLanny A. Breuer and Gregory B. Craig.[21]
A resolution on rules and procedure for the trial was adopted unanimously on the following day; however, senators tabled the question of whether to call witnesses in the trial. The trial remained in recess while briefs were filed by the House (Jan. 11) and Clinton (Jan. 13).
The managers presented their case over three days, from January 14 to 16, with discussion of the facts and background of the case; detailed cases for both articles of impeachment (including excerpts from videotaped grand jury testimony that Clinton had made the previous August); matters of interpretation and application of the laws governing perjury and obstruction of justice; and argument that the evidence and precedents justified removal of the President from office by virtue of "willful, premeditated, deliberate corruption of the nation's system of justice through perjury and obstruction of justice."[22] The defense presentation took place from January 19–21. Clinton's defense counsel argued that Clinton's grand jury testimony had too many inconsistencies to be a clear case of perjury, that the investigation and impeachment had been tainted by partisan political bias, that the President's approval rating of more than 70 percent indicated that his ability to govern had not been impaired by the scandal, and that the managers had ultimately presented "an unsubstantiated, circumstantial case that does not meet the constitutional standard to remove the President from office."[22] January 22 and 23 were devoted to questions from members of the Senate to the House managers and Clinton's defense counsel. Under the rules, all questions (over 150) were to be written down and given to Rehnquist to read to the party being questioned.
On January 25, Sen. Robert Byrd of West Virginia moved for dismissals of both articles of impeachment for lack of merit. On the following day, Rep. Bryant moved to call witnesses to the trial, a question that the Senate had scrupulously avoided to that point. In both cases, the Senate voted to deliberate on the question in private session, rather than public, televised procedure. On January 27, the Senate voted on both motions in public session; the motion to dismiss failed on a nearly party line vote of 56–44, while the motion to depose witnesses passed by the same margin. (In both cases, Russ Feingold of Wisconsin was the sole Democratic vote in the majority.) A day later, the Senate voted down motions to move directly to a vote on the articles of impeachment and to suppress videotaped depositions of the witnesses from public release, Feingold again voting with the Republicans.
Over three days, February 1–3, House managers took videotaped closed-door depositions from Monica Lewinsky, Clinton's friend Vernon Jordan, and White House aide Sidney Blumenthal. On Feb. 4, however, the Senate voted 70–30 that excerpting these videotapes would suffice as testimony, rather than calling live witnesses to appear at trial. The videos were played in the Senate on February 6, featuring 30 excerpts of Lewinsky discussing her affidavit in the Paula Jones case, the hiding of small gifts Clinton had given her, and his involvement in procurement of a job for Lewinsky.
On February 8, closing arguments were presented with each side allotted a three-hour time slot. On the President's behalf, White House Counsel Charles Ruff declared: "There is only one question before you, albeit a difficult one, one that is a question of fact and law and constitutional theory. Would it put at risk the liberties of the people to retain the President in office? Putting aside partisan animus, if you can honestly say that it would not, that those liberties are safe in his hands, then you must vote to acquit."[22]
Chief Prosecutor Henry Hyde countered: "A failure to convict will make the statement that lying under oath, while unpleasant and to be avoided, is not all that serious...We have reduced lying under oath to a breach of etiquette, but only if you are the President...And now let us all take our place in history on the side of honor, and, oh, yes, let right be done."[22]
On February 9, after voting against a public deliberation on the verdict, the Senate began closed-door deliberations instead. On February 12, the Senate emerged from its closed deliberations and voted on the articles of impeachment. A two-thirds majority, 67 votes, would have been necessary to convict and remove the President from office. The perjury charge was defeated with 45 votes for conviction and 55 against.[23] (Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania voted "not proven,"[24] which was considered by the Chief Justice Rehnquist as a vote of "not guilty.") The obstruction of justice charge was defeated with 50 for conviction and 50 against.[25]

Senate votes[edit]

Robe worn by Chief Justice William Rehnquist during the proceedings
The perjury charge failed with 45 senators voting "guilty" and 55 senators (45 Democrats and 10 Republicans) voting "not guilty". The obstruction of justice charge failed with 50 senators voting "guilty" and 50 senators (45 Democrats and 5 Republicans) voting "not guilty". In both cases, a two-thirds majority of 67 senators would have been required for conviction.
The five Republican senators who voted against conviction on both charges were John Chafee of Rhode Island, Susan Collins of Maine,Jim Jeffords of Vermont, Olympia Snowe of Maine, and Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania. The additional five Republican senators who voted "not guilty" only on the perjury charge were Slade Gorton of Washington, Richard Shelby of Alabama, Ted Stevens of Alaska, Fred Thompson of Tennessee, and John Warner of Virginia.
StateSenatorPartyPerjury charge vote
of Pres. Clinton
Obstruction of justice
charge vote of Pres. Clinton
MichiganSpencer AbrahamRGuiltyGuilty
HawaiiDaniel AkakaDNot guiltyNot guilty
ColoradoWayne AllardRGuiltyGuilty
MissouriJohn AshcroftRGuiltyGuilty
MontanaMax BaucusDNot guiltyNot guilty
IndianaEvan BayhDNot guiltyNot guilty
UtahRobert BennettRGuiltyGuilty
DelawareJoe BidenDNot guiltyNot guilty
New MexicoJeff BingamanDNot guiltyNot guilty
MissouriKit BondRGuiltyGuilty
CaliforniaBarbara BoxerDNot guiltyNot guilty
LouisianaJohn BreauxDNot guiltyNot guilty
KansasSam BrownbackRGuiltyGuilty
NevadaRichard BryanDNot guiltyNot guilty
KentuckyJim BunningRGuiltyGuilty
MontanaConrad BurnsRGuiltyGuilty
West VirginiaRobert ByrdDNot guiltyNot guilty
ColoradoBen Nighthorse CampbellRGuiltyGuilty
Rhode IslandJohn ChafeeRNot guiltyNot guilty
GeorgiaMax ClelandDNot guiltyNot guilty
MississippiThad CochranRGuiltyGuilty
MaineSusan CollinsRNot guiltyNot guilty
North DakotaKent ConradDNot guiltyNot guilty
GeorgiaPaul CoverdellRGuiltyGuilty
IdahoLarry CraigRGuiltyGuilty
IdahoMike CrapoRGuiltyGuilty
South DakotaTom DaschleDNot guiltyNot guilty
OhioMike DeWineRGuiltyGuilty
ConnecticutChris DoddDNot guiltyNot guilty
North DakotaByron DorganDNot guiltyNot guilty
New MexicoPete DomeniciRGuiltyGuilty
IllinoisDick DurbinDNot guiltyNot guilty
North CarolinaJohn EdwardsDNot guiltyNot guilty
WyomingMike EnziRGuiltyGuilty
WisconsinRuss FeingoldDNot guiltyNot guilty
CaliforniaDianne FeinsteinDNot guiltyNot guilty
IllinoisPeter FitzgeraldRGuiltyGuilty
TennesseeBill FristRGuiltyGuilty
WashingtonSlade GortonRNot guiltyGuilty
FloridaBob GrahamDNot guiltyNot guilty
TexasPhil GrammRGuiltyGuilty
MinnesotaRod GramsRGuiltyGuilty
IowaChuck GrassleyRGuiltyGuilty
New HampshireJudd GreggRGuiltyGuilty
NebraskaChuck HagelRGuiltyGuilty
IowaTom HarkinDNot guiltyNot guilty
UtahOrrin HatchRGuiltyGuilty
North CarolinaJesse HelmsRGuiltyGuilty
South CarolinaErnest HollingsDNot guiltyNot guilty
ArkansasTim HutchinsonRGuiltyGuilty
TexasKay Bailey HutchisonRGuiltyGuilty
OklahomaJim InhofeRGuiltyGuilty
HawaiiDaniel InouyeDNot guiltyNot guilty
VermontJim JeffordsRNot guiltyNot guilty
South DakotaTim JohnsonDNot guiltyNot guilty
MassachusettsTed KennedyDNot guiltyNot guilty
NebraskaBob KerreyDNot guiltyNot guilty
MassachusettsJohn KerryDNot guiltyNot guilty
WisconsinHerb KohlDNot guiltyNot guilty
ArizonaJon KylRGuiltyGuilty
LouisianaMary LandrieuDNot guiltyNot guilty
New JerseyFrank LautenbergDNot guiltyNot guilty
VermontPatrick LeahyDNot guiltyNot guilty
MichiganCarl LevinDNot guiltyNot guilty
ConnecticutJoe LiebermanDNot guiltyNot guilty
ArkansasBlanche LincolnDNot guiltyNot guilty
MississippiTrent LottRGuiltyGuilty
IndianaRichard LugarRGuiltyGuilty
FloridaConnie Mack IIIRGuiltyGuilty
ArizonaJohn McCainRGuiltyGuilty
KentuckyMitch McConnellRGuiltyGuilty
MarylandBarbara MikulskiDNot guiltyNot guilty
New YorkDaniel Patrick MoynihanDNot guiltyNot guilty
AlaskaFrank MurkowskiRGuiltyGuilty
WashingtonPatty MurrayDNot guiltyNot guilty
OklahomaDon NicklesRGuiltyGuilty
Rhode IslandJack ReedDNot guiltyNot guilty
NevadaHarry ReidDNot guiltyNot guilty
VirginiaCharles RobbDNot guiltyNot guilty
KansasPat RobertsRGuiltyGuilty
West VirginiaJay RockefellerDNot guiltyNot guilty
DelawareWilliam V. Roth, Jr.RGuiltyGuilty
PennsylvaniaRick SantorumRGuiltyGuilty
MarylandPaul SarbanesDNot guiltyNot guilty
New YorkChuck SchumerDNot guiltyNot guilty
AlabamaJeff SessionsRGuiltyGuilty
AlabamaRichard ShelbyRNot guiltyGuilty
New HampshireRobert C. SmithRGuiltyGuilty
OregonGordon SmithRGuiltyGuilty
MaineOlympia SnoweRNot guiltyNot guilty
PennsylvaniaArlen SpecterRNot proven*Not proven*
AlaskaTed StevensRNot guiltyGuilty
WyomingCraig L. ThomasRGuiltyGuilty
TennesseeFred ThompsonRNot guiltyGuilty
South CarolinaStrom ThurmondRGuiltyGuilty
New JerseyRobert TorricelliDNot guiltyNot guilty
VirginiaJohn WarnerRNot guiltyGuilty
OhioGeorge VoinovichRGuiltyGuilty
MinnesotaPaul WellstoneDNot guiltyNot guilty
OregonRon WydenDNot guiltyNot guilty
Notes: D = Democrat; R = Republican * = Senator Specter announced his vote as "Not proven," a verdict of Scots Law. As this was not an option, his vote was recorded as "not guilty."

Results[edit]

Contempt of court citation[edit]

In April 1999, about two months after being acquitted by the Senate, Clinton was cited by Federal District Judge Susan Webber Wright for civil contempt of court for his "willful failure" to obey her repeated orders to testify truthfully in the Paula Jones sexual harassment lawsuit. For this citation, Clinton was assessed a $90,000 fine, and the matter was referred to the Arkansas Supreme Court to see if disciplinary action would be appropriate.[26]
Regarding Clinton's January 17, 1998, deposition where he was placed under oath, the judge wrote:
Simply put, the president's deposition testimony regarding whether he had ever been alone with Ms. (Monica) Lewinsky was intentionally false, and his statements regarding whether he had ever engaged in sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky likewise were intentionally false....[26]
In January 2001, on the day before leaving office, Clinton agreed to a five-year suspension of his Arkansas law license as part of an agreement with the independent counsel[clarification needed] to end the investigation.[27] Based on this state bar suspension, Clinton was automatically suspended from the United States Supreme Court bar and allowed 40 days to appeal an otherwise-automatic disbarment; Clinton chose to resign during the appeals period.[28]

Civil settlement with Paula Jones[edit]

Eventually, the court dismissed the Paula Jones harassment lawsuit, before trial, on the grounds that Jones failed to demonstrate any damages. However, while the dismissal was on appeal, Clinton entered into an out-of-court settlement by agreeing to pay Jones $850,000.[29][30]

Political ramifications[edit]

Polls conducted during 1998 and early 1999 showed that only about one-third of Americans supported Clinton's impeachment or conviction. However, one year later, when it was clear that House impeachment would not lead to the ousting of the President, half of Americans said in a CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll that they supported impeachment but 57% approved of the Senate's decision to keep him in office and two thirds of those polled said the impeachment was harmful to the country.[31]
While Clinton's job approval rating rose during the Lewinsky scandal and subsequent impeachment, his poll numbers with regard to questions of honesty, integrity and moral character declined.[32] As a result, "moral character" and "honesty" weighed heavily in the next presidential election. According to The Daily Princetonian, after the 2000 presidential election, "post-election polls found that, in the wake of Clinton-era scandals, the single most significant reason people voted for Bush was for his moral character."[33][34][35] According to an analysis of the election by Stanford University:
A more political explanation is the belief in Gore campaign circles that disapproval of President Clinton's personal behavior was a serious threat to the vice president's prospects. Going into the election the one negative element in the public's perception of the state of the nation was the belief that the country was morally on the wrong track, whatever the state of the economy or world affairs. According to some insiders, anything done to raise the association between Gore and Clinton would have produced a net loss of support—the impact of Clinton's personal negatives would outweigh the positive impact of his job performance on support for Gore. Thus, hypothesis four suggests that a previously unexamined variable played a major role in 2000—the retiring president's personal approval.[36]
The Stanford analysis, however, presented different theories and mainly argued that Gore had lost because he decided to distance himself from Clinton during the campaign. The writers of it concluded:[36]
We find that Gore’s oft-criticized personality was not a cause of his under-performance. Rather, the major cause was his failure to receive a historically normal amount of credit for the performance of the Clinton administration...[and] failure to get normal credit reflected Gore’s peculiar campaign which in turn reflected fear of association with Clinton's behavior.[36]
According to the America's Future Foundation:
In the wake of the Clinton scandals, independents warmed to Bush's promise to 'restore honor and dignity to the White House.' According to Voter News Service, the personal quality that mattered most to voters was 'honesty.' Voters who chose 'honesty' preferred Bush over Gore by over a margin of five to one. Forty Four percent of Americans said the Clinton scandals were important to their vote. Of these, Bush reeled in three out of every four.[37]
Political commentators, however, have argued that Gore's refusal to have Clinton campaign with him was a bigger liability to Gore than Clinton's scandals.[36][38][39][40][41] The 2000 US Congressional election also saw the Democrats gain more seats in Congress.[42] As a result of this gain, control of the US Senate was split 50-50 between both parties,[43] and Democrats would regain control over the US Senate after Republican Senator Jim Jeffords defected from his party in the spring of 2001 and agreed to caucus with the Democrats.[44]
Al Gore reportedly confronted Clinton after the election, and "tried to explain that keeping Clinton under wraps [during the campaign] was a rational response to polls showing swing voters were still mad as hell over the Year of Monica." According to the AP, "during the one-on-one meeting at the White House, which lasted more than an hour, Gore used uncommonly blunt language to tell Clinton that his sex scandal and low personal approval ratings were a hurdle he could not surmount in his campaign...[with] the core of the dispute was Clinton's lies to Gore and the nation about his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky."[45][46][47] Clinton, however, was unconvinced by Gore's argument and insisted to Gore that he would have won the election if he had embraced the administration and its good economic record.[45][46][47]

Ensuing events for 13 House managers[edit]

Of the 13 members of the House who managed Clinton's trial in the Senate, only one lost to a Democrat in his 2000 bid for re-election (James E. Rogan, to Adam Schiff). Charles Canady retired from Congress in 2000, following through on a previous term limits pledge to voters, and Bill McCollum ran unsuccessfully for the U.S. Senate. Asa Hutchinson, after being re-elected in 2000, left Congress after being appointed head of the Drug Enforcement Administration by President George W. Bush. In 2014 Hutchinson was elected governor of Arkansas. In 2002, two former House managers lost their seats after redistricting placed them in the same district as another incumbent (Bob Barr lost to John Linderin a Republican primary, and George Gekas lost to Democrat Tim Holden), while two more ran for the U.S. Senate (Lindsey Graham successfully, Ed Bryant unsuccessfully). The other five remained in the House well into the 2000s (decade), and two (Jim Sensenbrenner and Steve Chabot) are still members (although Chabot lost his seat to Steve Driehaus in the 2008 elections; Chabot defeated Driehaus in a 2010 rematch). In 2009, Sensenbrenner served again as a manager for the impeachment of Judge Samuel B. Kent of Texas[48] as well as serving in 2010 as Republican lead manager in the impeachment of Judge G. Thomas Porteous, Jr. of Louisiana.[49]

How Many Times Did A Cyclist Whiz By While I was Riding My Horse Even After I Asked Them To Please Slow Down Because They Were Spooking My Horse (the final results of such incidents are so bad that many riders have been hurt very badly as the cyclist just rode off and laughed) and we sharing a very narrow trail?? So Many Times That All I Can Say Is The Shoe Is Now On The Other Foot; not new rules, just handle_bars on the law!!!



Bicycle law in California

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Bicycle law in California is the parts of the California Vehicle Code that set out the law for persons cycling in California, and a subset of bicycle law in the United States.

General applicability of road rules[edit]

CVC 21200 states that the rules of the road, set out in Division 11 of the California Vehicle Code, that do not specifically apply only to motor vehicles are applicable to cyclists. Police officers riding bicycles are exempt from the provisions when they are responding to an emergency call, engaged in rescue operations, or in immediate pursuit of a suspect.
Laws Applicable to Bicycle Use 21200. (a) Every person riding a bicycle upon a highway has all the rights and is subject to all the provisions applicable to the driver of a vehicle by this division... except those provisions which by their very nature can have no application.
— California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 21200, Laws Applicable to Bicycle Use: Peace Officer Exemption[1]

Locations of cycling[edit]

On-road[edit]

CVC 21650 sets the on-road position for all vehicles, including bicycles.
Right Side of Roadway 21650. Upon all highways, a vehicle shall be driven upon the right half of the roadway...
— California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 21650, Right Side of Roadway[2]
Cyclists are allowed but never required to ride on the shoulder.[3] CVC 530 defines the "roadway" as "that portion of a highway improved, designed, or ordinarily used for vehicular travel".[4] The on-road position of cyclists is narrowed by CVC 21202, which requires riding "as close as practicable to the right-hand curb or edge of the roadway" except in certain circumstances.
Operation on Roadway
21202. A. Any person operating a bicycle upon a roadway at a speed less than the normal speed of traffic moving in the same direction at that time shall ride as close as practicable to the right-hand curb or edge of the roadway except under any of the following situations:
  1. When overtaking and passing another bicycle or vehicle proceeding in the same direction.
  2. When preparing for a left turn at an intersection or into a private road or driveway.
  3. When reasonably necessary to avoid conditions (including, but not limited to, fixed or moving objects, vehicles, bicycles, pedestrians, animals, surface hazards, or substandard width lanes) that make it unsafe to continue along the right-hand curb or edge, subject to the provisions of Section 21656. For purposes of this section, a "substandard width lane" is a lane that is too narrow for a bicycle and a vehicle to travel safely side by side within the lane.
  4. When approaching a place where a right turn is authorized.
    — California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 21202, Operation on Roadway[5]
The wording shall ride as close as practicable to the right is sometimes misunderstood by police officers as well as cyclists.[6]
CVC 21650.1 clarifies that cyclists, unlike drivers of vehicles, are generally not prohibited from riding on the shoulder of the road.
Bicycle Operated on Roadway or Highway Shoulder 21650.1. A bicycle operated on a roadway, or the shoulder of a highway, shall be operated in the same direction as vehicles are required to be driven upon the roadway.
— California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 21650.1, Bicycle Operated on Roadway or Highway Shoulder[7]
CVC Section 21960 authorizes local authorities to prohibit or restrict the use of bicycles on freeways.
Freeways and Expressways Use Restrictions 21960. (a) The Department of Transportation and local authorities, by order, ordinance, or resolution, with respect to freeways, expressways, or designated portions thereof under their respective jurisdictions, to which vehicle access is completely or partially controlled, may prohibit or restrict the use of the freeways, expressways, or any portion thereof by pedestrians, bicycles or other nonmotorized traffic or by any person operating a motor-driven cycle, motorized bicycle, or motorized scooter.
— California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 21960, Freeways and Expressways Use Restrictions[8]
Where bike lanes exist on roadways, CVC 21208 requires cyclists to use them, except under certain conditions. There is no requirement to ride in a bike lane or path that is not on the roadway.[3]
Permitted Movements from Bicycle Lanes
21208. (a) Whenever a bicycle lane has been established on a roadway pursuant to Section 21207, any person operating a bicycle upon the roadway at a speed less than the normal speed of traffic moving in the same direction at that time shall ride within the bicycle lane, except that the person may move out of the lane under any of the following situations:
  1. When overtaking and passing another bicycle, vehicle, or pedestrian within the lane or about to enter the lane if the overtaking and passing cannot be done safely within the lane.
  2. When preparing for a left turn at an intersection or into a private road or driveway.
  3. When reasonably necessary to leave the bicycle lane to avoid debris or other hazardous conditions.
  4. When approaching a place where a right turn is authorized.
(b) No person operating a bicycle shall leave a bicycle lane until the movement can be made with reasonable safety and then only after giving an appropriate signal in the manner provided in Chapter 6 (commencing with Section 22100) in the event that any vehicle may be affected by the movement.
— California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 21208, Permitted Movements from Bicycle Lanes[9]
There is no requirement in the California Vehicle Code for riding single-file,[10] but side-by-side riding may be regulated by local ordinance.[a]

Off-road[edit]

CVC 21100 sets out that "Local authorities may adopt rules and regulations... regarding the ... Operation of bicycles, and, as specified in Section 21114.5, electric carts by physically disabled persons, or persons 50 years of age or older, on the public sidewalks."[12] Under this provision, many California cities have banned sidewalk cycling in business districts.[13]

Movement[edit]

CVC 22107 requires cyclists to yield and signal before moving left or right.
Turning Movements and Required Signals 22107. No person shall turn a vehicle from a direct course or move right or left upon a roadway until such movement can be made with reasonable safety and then only after the giving of an appropriate signal in the manner provided in this chapter in the event any other vehicle may be affected by the movement.
— California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 22107, Turning Movements and Required Signals[14]
CVC 21656 specifies that slow-moving vehicles causing a queue of five or more vehicles behind them must turn off the roadway in order to allow the vehicles behind to pass them. Section 21202 explicitly states that cyclists are "subject to the provisions of Section 21656".
Turning Out of Slow-Moving Vehicles 21656. On a two-lane highway where passing is unsafe because of traffic in the opposite direction or other conditions, a slow-moving vehicle, including a passenger vehicle, behind which five or more vehicles are formed in line, shall turn off the roadway at the nearest place designated as a turnout by signs erected by the authority having jurisdiction over the highway, or wherever sufficient area for a safe turnout exists, in order to permit the vehicles following it to proceed. As used in this section a slow-moving vehicle is one which is proceeding at a rate of speed less than the normal flow of traffic at the particular time and place.
— California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 21656, Turning Out of Slow-Moving Vehicles[15]
CVC 21760 requires motor vehicles to leave a 3-foot margin while passing a cyclist if possible.
Three Feet for Safety Act
21760. (a) This section shall be known and may be cited as the Three Feet for Safety Act. (b) The driver of a motor vehicle overtaking and passing a bicycle that is proceeding in the same direction on a highway shall pass in compliance with the requirements of this article applicable to overtaking and passing a vehicle, and shall do so at a safe distance that does not interfere with the safe operation of the overtaken bicycle, having due regard for the size and speed of the motor vehicle and the bicycle, traffic conditions, weather, visibility, and the surface and width of the highway. (c) A driver of a motor vehicle shall not overtake or pass a bicycle proceeding in the same direction on a highway at a distance of less than three feet between any part of the motor vehicle and any part of the bicycle or its operator. (d) If the driver of a motor vehicle is unable to comply with subdivision (c), due to traffic or roadway conditions, the driver shall slow to a speed that is reasonable and prudent, and may pass only when doing so would not endanger the safety of the operator of the bicycle, taking into account the size and speed of the motor vehicle and bicycle, traffic conditions, weather, visibility, and surface and width of the highway. (e) (1) A violation of subdivision (b), (c), or (d) is an infraction punishable by a fine of thirty-five dollars ($35). (2) If a collision occurs between a motor vehicle and a bicycle causing bodily injury to the operator of the bicycle, and the driver of the motor vehicle is found to be in violation of subdivision (b), (c), or (d), a two-hundred-twenty-dollar ($220) fine shall be imposed on that driver. (f) This section shall become operative on September 16, 2014.[16]

Racing and drafting[edit]

As regulations CVC 21703, prohibiting unreasonably close following, and CVC 23109, prohibiting speed contests, apply only to motor vehicles,[17][18] it is legal for cyclists to draftand race each other on open public roads in California.[19]

Miscellaneous[edit]

Equipment requirements[edit]

A bicycle ridden on public roads must have a brake on at least one wheel which can make the wheel skid on dry pavement.[20]
Bicycles ridden at night must have the following equipment:[20]
  • A white front lamp (either attached to the bike or to the rider) which can be seen from 300 feet (91 m) away.
  • A red rear safety reflector visible from 500 feet (150 m) away when illuminated by automobile headlights.
  • White or yellow reflectors visible from on the bike's pedals or the cyclist's feet or ankles.
  • A white or yellow reflector on each side of the bike's front half.
  • A white or red reflector on each side of the bike's back half.

Bicycle helmets for minors[edit]

CVC 21212 requires cyclists under the age of 18 to wear helmets.
Youth Bicycle Helmets: Minors 21212 (a) A person under 18 years of age shall not operate a bicycle, a nonmotorized scooter, or a skateboard, nor shall they wear in-line or roller skates, nor ride upon a bicycle, a nonmotorized scooter, or a skateboard as a passenger, upon a street, bikeway, as defined in Section 890.4 of the Streets and Highways Code, or any other public bicycle path or trail unless that person is wearing a properly fitted and fastened bicycle helmet that meets the standards of either the American Society for Testing and Materials (ASTM) or the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), or standards subsequently established by those entities.
— California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 21212, Youth Bicycle Helmets Minors[21]
Under CVC 21100(a) local authorities may adopt ordinances for the purpose of "Regulating or prohibiting processions or assemblages on the highways."

Possibility of licensing[edit]

CVC 39002 allows local authorities to implement mandatory licensing for bicycles and prohibit unlicensed riding.[b]
39002. (a) A city or county, which adopts a bicycle licensing ordinance or resolution, may provide in the ordinance or resolution that no resident shall operate any bicycle, as specified in the ordinance, on any street, road, highway, or other public property within the jurisdiction of the city or county, as the case may be, unless the bicycle is licensed in accordance with this division. (b) It is unlawful for any person to tamper with, destroy, mutilate, or alter any license indicia or registration form, or to remove, alter, or mutilate the serial number, or the identifying marks of a licensing agency's identifying symbol, on any bicycle frame licensed under this division.
— California Department of Motor Vehicles, CVC 39002, Registration and Licensing of Bicycles[23]

What Is In You're At Tick That Is Able And A Talk_Key While Whirl_Olds Shaked Prove??



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as the letterhead is lo goes and that seems a stance what is the trust stem of spy knoll flew Id,
a dark hour monies belt on the Trunk of a Cars deep thought to the actual in chalk,
as the outlets one day are the fry steady egg,
than on the plates Shingle and stake.

Ware be gone Goods,
this is the stead deed of whom is Tomorrow the butter and Pie,
slice to that thimble and Needle till Thread,
spool to the Wool and the elephant gone poof,
just as the Fee lean gets to a stream that River just says that its weird to the Walk!!

Up to the slow down to Toadstool,
napkin number and a bar subtle shall be said to that one dure of more than just did,
it is the fast and the fury E!_US in the gossip be logged.

Never envelope in wrest to the Swans,
as singing to stomping the slamming done jogged,
jig on the rift main_knee_Yaw and whom is the spell,
a cent tents with Rafters and an ear to the skill??,
no its those guilty quad liters that first are for most,
than on the real eyes are spilling a ghost.

To switch gear with cycle and leave on garbage,
what is the lid on the side of the give duh,
a charge for eclectic and Email blog,
those mouths have used language that certains a pod.

Move ease with speak cheesed to Wine and a Glass,
up close and personal to thrifty ice Cream,
just a big strip per that copy clause pause,
than on a rigger the bankers shrink dice.

Why Yoyo to skeet on the Seed did that plainly stunned rather to shot in the Moat,
punting is slowly that shallow but lake,
cobblestone barn and an officers wrote,
care folk be dar lean and in real eyes its snip,
pet trolls and know that the bridge is a tipped.

Did The Hoe^Ohm^Less Man Have Cause Or Did That File Just Go Cab^In^Net To Be On The View ON The Sat^Tired To Venture An A^Corns Tiled 'Cause Its Been More Than Three Days: In_The _Ground????



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where in the whirled did the Core^a^Nor due^tea that shop of horror Is on that dirty Jobs of realize,
more is code decks that stage to a chamber Pot touching the Maher a Wanna??,
Well this Ross stir!!!

Now that the City of San Francisco is half^Ven. a City Haul Trailer to that What is a Profile_Lean,
the Wonder Bread Tween^Key Deep Fence,
those raised Question,
to that resume,
than the Honest and that due Tee is to Each Persons Fleece_Sing??

Snails on the trail_lure to Loot the back to Basics??
or is it bed_lamb on the core^duh mudders??,
try On or is it Van_a_Tea so lawn ago that Home less the body Is Cry??

Owl lead Cutters that quarry to the Misery of Chicken Soup book_Keens??,
as that is the lawn mow_were's on that Pane of Watts in L.A.??

Scene IT??
should the dot_Com be of Trades to Con_V _EAN_Yents??

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pale the Wad^Dure to A^Tent^Shin for the For^Warred buy Mistake^kin^Aye^Dent^duh^Tee??,
in^sure^hints??,
that deck cut to shuffle^lean on the Fifty to Pick_Up??
dial which craft Number to the Hun^dreads??,
while the Ton^Knoll barked Rein bare^rolls to coo^OP^per^rate^shinned Snow^den??

Trip on that jury of cast & blank the Blinders to Harness a Pay_phones Sell^Fawn^Nic.'s pare a Diced??,
for on the reality of put the bet Feather to Who put the Man in the Grave yard and Whom wrote the epitaph??,
Wares of bury^ole Winked the Op^pour^Tune^it^Tee and This Nations gossip Hounds ran eh Gallop Poles sheet.

Did those starving supposed Id^dee^oughts raise Mon. Knee for the few^Nor^role??,
oh weight the bowel lents went to that shift on enter National 'Five Men^Its" of fame!!!

Shift Shaft Stripped Out!!!



What is a 'Real Time' Cow_Ward once 'Last Week Tonight' that Trend_ding,
E!_Gulls which Market the Price at Cost_Sting the Fire_Ring of Societies thimble_lean,
need_dull to that aye is just the Milk_Keen,
ways and measures to rank & file to make that wall_up to Hemming Waves theme.

Treasure_read of Petrini' to say that Lives are reality,
perhaps that is the Wave_In to pill_grims progress_shin,
march that joint to lake the ponds with blunts and junk.

Hare_row_In now on the Hour of Six^Tee Men^Its to City Hall on Wares of a Stiff,
start with that chicken broth and flew_id this math_a_mat_ticks to goats??,
trails of road_stirred to serious frack_keen have drilled to what is a Mind on displayed,
just the pop_ewe_lure to bait and tack_coal as the flames in_creased at the staff.

Charge E!_lect._Tricity while Gossip makes Stubbs a stride and not a Ban,
deodorant to Sure,
Dial with ole Goods,
bring that Scope to Mouth_Wash as the Lawn_dreed,
full_crumb to those post_stir boreds,
than at the learn decide to make a choice??,
oh weight.

Move_ease with a bit of saddled??,
bridles and that Curb at the Ledger of bind_Dure,
three_rounds or is it Sill^Vest^tore Stall^loan for the daze_chain off V_it_Nam??,
must_tard and Yell-low kay_ache??

Bakers does_In on that cook_key Sheet of vs the Whirled of Gin_ger_Rail??,
ice is that Owl_ka_Haul and life is real_eyes to Cent_tents be Plates,
shoulder and pack_age to these we've been on the Loc.'s??

Keys to Kay_Age is just the Waltz of bowel_lei,
flower and the Race_coarse of people Judge_jean to leave_Vie's and shirts,
dress_soars do what is the right_jist,
at that it is more_is code_did to get deed and arm_strong to conversation truth.

Compass_Sing to bearings is how the what is Y at yield_Dean to a greater purpose of Steel,
shield the fam._men and say to the wrest that playing music vocals and chored,
at that is the station of identification for Can_Sir in Strength not spill for the Spun,
trust is a snore_read to statute of sturdy found,
a speak easy to the stagger of graves and dead gamers on sport_Ding ping as Pong.

Pad_dull_Lean,
dust_tours,
shelves of steep climb to slip_per_reed when whet,
play the Flute and Pan_dim_Mick key to wise be_yawn_duh the peoples temp._poled,
than at the base of rick_kits say guy_yawn_knaw and know the National Media as sort_did!!!!

What Is A Real Role_Lure Coast_Tour!!!



Light_Up the Pan_duh?? 
cam._err_raw ready with a cliques gone bong??

What is a Watch should the Vailed mount_tin with being outed without permission to the an_in_malls arch,
does the bitter regard towards a people train to say that life is but a_nut??,
cracking the shall with what is a dial on the numb_burr of shouldering a verse_sing raise??

Don't be a page in that book_keen??,
oh weight for the money belts on in_creased gossip_Ping!!

Trades for radio_active is sew baste,
threads to words full to the brim with cough_fin a Whalers set_told??,
Owls would Comb_over to the Flight of buff_owe_lo Grass_see_knoll??,
who real_eyes_duh the fact_tore of whom actually says Hell_low??,
the beet_tour and a Method of Operation pay_per Clip??

Bank well deer Head lights in the Hymn Knoll salt_tours,
sing to a Pleasant found_Day_shun to know of the Off-Put??,
for that is the beam of car_tune_kneeing in todays Mile_lee's,
just ignore that Ba and Key on to the Paints that scratch Per_Men_in_T_lead!!!

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that framer of what is known is so oh Whoop_Pea that billy_Cryst_stole a lyrics Swan_knee??,
get a Jest_tore and Coin the Heads too Tales??,
bring that Volume to a dig??,
grave is sew_sigh_IT_tea??

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ruffle that dress_sing and Turk_key at the see_deed,
sell_a_Fain to Junk a stew_Ped.??,
no,
that would be the bother of read would bye the Providence of The United States of America on stare_Roids!!

Drink_in while drive_Ven. the Swinger to an Owe_limb_Pick steamer,
trainers on whom cellphones to numbers on the soap_boxes to shower the Audience with Acquire.

Play_G's Of The E!_Gyp_Shins??



Win did the Station be Come,
at the standard of trans_miss_shin on working_IT_out,
that gear shaft to whats a bulb_bust on the avenue,
charts that have Moon_Shine to the back_too_base_sicks!!

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digs to the jump_pea`in?? or the Jobs calendar sell_phone??

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mon._day_morn._kneeing brass bands,
trump_pets that stroke to whom is in on the Band??

Traveling Shorts as the Neigh_Pole_Lee_In just Markets it too,
trotting to that can_tour as the Chess_Peace,
fill_in the Blank to Name the Noun as a Pt. off refer^Reed??

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in that staff to gear on Mechanics and Cheers!!,
credits be stool to that Bar Nap_Kin at Hoot_Tours,
both dye_wreck_shins of what is loved??,
or is it complex??



Owl lens Comb,
hives that welt to per_pull Shades??,
shadows of tums to bum_bowl_lean??

These daze on Media of CBS, NBC, ABC extra Hot Hoo Evers??,
dock_tore Suess of the trampling glow_bowl mixtures of pedals,
floor a duh to the newest Hare_owe_In to prowess the verbal be Framed??,
in_creasing that hem to weebles??

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as that is the press^a^dents of sky_fall^lean than this cloud must^turds gas^oh^lean is verse!!

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a Trailer on the Math is as the edger on a binder of Three_ring Circa read a bore^ring of Mead^dee^Ya.

Lyrics as Music to journal that shipping knew' to answer a cue card on that sped of the talk^keen,
at closed cap^shin^kneeing??

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kelp to see Weed,
a Nation on the Squab to pigeon Taste a chickens style of flying the Coop!!

Roster cabbage Cucumbers crust,
measure the come to that dump^stir on smock,
face shall' be grain to oath??

Rule of finger to swipe and E!^race did the Factor rehearse to the Adam balms sleep??

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ice is the gin Tile on bar Bay^kins roof??,
shell clam bare whistle to the sand deed be morph Fin as the whales go swim to show anchovies desk??,
that phishing Net Web^burrs to count^tin a coin,
meant buy the vapor a smoke oil ills bale.

Cache the knew^clear^year to Wall_Street gone Nail^lean??,
Traffic & bangers to Poe day toes wriggle^lean in Anchors of Cropped,
wink to a dial,
soap with the ivory,
elephants Frogs and Cook^Keys will floor^a^duh to the record of Scene??

'Y' bother the Method while System is Sump,
pump^Ping the fill_Up with sib.^bowls and Pea^Ole's,
inks to spice add math touch a soup,
the brain corks a mined making Treasury Looped!!

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heavily bedded Hey tax at speak,
change to the Can^door of what is a Tent??,
pitch with a Vocal that scratches chalkboards ear lens,
the shredding of Trailers to Hitch^Cock the graved??,
all will the Fire in Olympics is going to a Year of excitement with Games at a lend.

Casper ghost is the Media of charge,
sparking the flames of firing Cranes,
burning eggs in Whisking that sweep,
not putting thought into the brows of query and sleeved.

Mash is that Turn^Up to what on the Bull,
a Steer in those Slot^tour^House^is on Nine Months to the dump??,
kidnapping Goats??,
trying_out the basket^it^balls lump??,
drop Cain and sug.^err as the Cream has gone slump.

For any Introduction to this World and ignore,
laugh from the the belly and remember a skid,
instrument fun knee to those words that say love,
for the best of show is the face that will bring on great joy,
a word in a verse not the noun of in cyst,
a Name is a special Announcement today!!

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it is not Hell^Thee its bare^in to Tar gets a sly Fox to discuss Mon. Knees at snide,
sync with Nature look to what will bring sole to a gentle a Piel,
that Pa^-des^Tree^In a stool of Toad cools that in jolly make stole of your Win with a gift???,
saying with simplicity and love^in with wonder,
imagine yourself in Fear or in Whelp!!!

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

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Today the Inventory of the language of the Corks,,
sneeze,
what is the appropriations of such an act??,
as a child in a family that step-father lad,
a good ole fashioned seating to that not necessary prose!!

Now on the lips what your head does for in the brain of text and pane??,
does the sill of the mouth bee sting that parade at its Feat??,
should the shut Tours languish or excuse the par^done creak??,
lumbering about??,
striding the in famous words off cent tents on that stance??

What did that choice of describe state to shoulders Hood??,
was it Mint to coin on the Flip of caught tin for the Rum??,
drink by sew^duh Corner store the Drill that Staffs those Verbs a Song,
lyricist with Harpers Mile to inch the leeks with Soup E! treat??

Shall the owe^ill bark to Redwoods??,
does Yo sim a Tea howl to that DISH of cable on the Television lane??,
did that chart of Recording flask to Cache the Purchase List sting??,
Whirled to the Chin a Chin bends a brain to colder lung??

Present arms??,
for gifts or darns??,
a hug poe leased to speaking noun to verb the thermal chills as Talls,
where is the diction Air read letter to Id the fathom bare roll,
twisted guts to Colic??,
charm Mean with that Try all Flows??

Mount ten froze Zen why is the streak of Wow A Comments Tale,
the bold and flute??,
owe rats and pail with Owl to describe the Tout,
a curl in the lit Tour Wolf than does the glacier say to lump that Co.^dee^Act is pole Lure snare??,
snap goes the we's Sole??,
just that conversation to discuss a T sleeve of the Vest meant to also be of strain??

Sneak^currs on the Tennis Rack it Vol. lee ball on Oh pen May^ole??
gosh the darn^kneeing Yard of thread Silks are Needles in the said??,
how on Earth does Moon dark shadow with the time of flours Van tidge??

Is then the book thrown to the ewe be of Urban Dictionary Home??,
a scene of Y??,
spelling Cards of shards to splinter Thought with each side of the Waltz that giggles lice??

Shipping News with a bit of chase??,
down the lawn side to the Tripe??,
games of chore Toll now on pocket Cellphones glib and persons Sal low.