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Sandra Bernhard

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Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard crop.JPG
At the Daryl Roth Theater (NYC), 2006
BornJune 6, 1955 (age 60)
FlintMichiganU.S.
NationalityAmerican
Occupation
  • Comedian
  • singer
  • actress
  • author
Years active1970s–present
Partner(s)Sara Switzer
Children1
Websitewww.sandrabernhard.com
Sandra Bernhard (born June 7, 1955) is an American comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 onComedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time.[1]

Early life[edit]

Bernhard was born in FlintMichigan, the daughter of Jeanette (née LaZebnik) and Jerome Bernhard.[2][3] Her parents raised her as a Conservative Jew.[4] She has three older brothers. Her family moved to Scottsdale, Arizona, when she was 10.[5]
She has often addressed her childhood in interviews and within the context of her stand-up comedy. Of her family, Bernhard stated in her show Without You I'm Nothing: "My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world." In the documentary program Girls Who Do: Comedy, she discusses being a funny teenager. After graduating from Saguaro High School in Scottsdale, Arizona, she went to live and volunteer on a kibbutz in Israel. She moved to Los Angeles at the age of 19. During that time she paid her bills by working as a manicurist in a high-end salon.

Career[edit]

Bernhard became a staple at the Comedy Store. As her popularity as a comedienne grew she was cast as a supporting player on The Richard Pryor Show in 1977. Guest appearances on evening talk shows followed. Her big break came in 1983 when she was cast by Martin Scorsese to star as stalker and kidnapper Masha in the film The King of Comedy for which she won the National Society of Film Critics Award for Best Supporting Actress.
She began performing her first one-woman show called I'm Your Woman in 1985, and an album version was released. Bernhard appeared in a variety of tiny film and television roles throughout the 1980s while crafting her stand-up routine into a more performance art oriented show. She launched an Off-Broadway one woman show called Without You I'm Nothing, with You I'm Not Much Better in 1988 which played at the Orpheum Theatre. In 1990 it was turned into a film and a double album of the same name. The film was mostly shot on location in 1989 in the coconut grove at the Ambassador Hotel. A frequent guest on David Letterman's NBC program, it was during the run of 'Without You I'm Nothing, With You I'm Not Much Better' that she appeared with her then-good friend (and rumored lover) Madonna on the show. The two alluded to their romantic relationship and staged a sexy confrontation. They would continue to be friends for several years, with Bernhard even making an appearance in Madonna's movie Truth or Dare.

Post-1990[edit]

In 1991, Bernhard began playing the role of Nancy Bartlett on the hit sitcom Roseanne. She appeared in 33 episodes between 1991 and 1997, and was one of the first actresses to portray an openly lesbian recurring character on American television. The role is one of her best known, something she has lamented in her stand-up as being both a blessing and a curse.
In September 1992, Bernhard did a nude pictorial for Playboy. She hosted the USA Network's Reel Wild Cinema for two seasons beginning in 1995. Bernhard continued acting in mostly independent films and TV guest roles and forays into mainstream films such as Hudson Hawk and Dallas Doll. In 1991 she released her first studio album, entitledExcuses For Bad Behavior (Part One).
In 1995, she briefly appeared as a guest in the animated talk show Space Ghost Coast to Coast, in an episode titled "Jerk". In 1996, she guest-starred on an episode ofHighlander: The Series called "Dramatic License" in which she played a romance novelist writing about the life of the main character. She also appeared (as herself) on Will and Grace in an episode dealing with Will and Grace's spuriously bidding on Bernhard's Manhattan apartment in order to become friendly with her and culminates in a diatribe from Bernhard when their ruse is exposed, with obfuscating sounds of a blender (she was having a smoothie made) blotting out supposed obscenities. She returned as herself briefly, two years later.
Bernhard returned to Broadway in 1998 with the show I'm Still Here... Damn It!, recorded for a live comedy album. At that time of the show Bernhard was pregnant. She gave birth to daughter Cicely Yasin Bernhard on July 4, 1998.[6][7] For the next several years she would self-record all of her live shows and release cheaply made CD-R versions which were sold in the lobby of her shows. She continued touring and making smaller films and TV guest appearances.
She returned to New York in 2006 with the Off-Broadway show Everything Bad & Beautiful. The CD Everything Bad & Beautiful was critically lauded as one of her best, released by indie label Breaking Records.[8] The year 2007 saw the creation of Bernhard's show Plan B from Outer Space as well as Indie label upstart Breaking Records release of the compilation "Breaking For the Holidays" where Bernhard co-penned Miracle of Lights with Mitchell Kaplan. She toured "Plan B" through 2008, and performed Miracle of Lights on some morning shows in New York.
Bernhard was a featured guest singer with children's artist Dan Zanes on the Family Dance album's "Thrift Shop".[9]
In an interview with Howard Stern, the comedian revealed that she was originally offered the role of Miranda Hobbes of TV show Sex and the City, but opted out due to the "terrible" original script and low paycheck.[10]
In 2013, the media announced that Sandra Bernhard would be joining the cast of ABC Family's Switched at Birth along with Glee'Max Adler. Sandra would assume the role of an art professor on the Season 3 Opener in January 2014.[11]

Personal life[edit]

Bernhard is openly bisexual and a strong supporter of gay rights.[12][13]
On July 4, 1998, she gave birth to a daughter, Cicely Yasin Bernhard,[14] whom she raises with her longtime partner, Sara Switzer.[15][16][17]

Music[edit]

Bernhard performs classic pop musicjazz, and blues tunes. She has released several albums (combinations of music and comedy).

Books[edit]

Filmography[edit]

Film[edit]

YearTitleRoleNotes
1980Shogun Assassinvoice-over in English dub
1981Cheech & Chong's Nice DreamsGirl Nut
1983The King of ComedyMashaNational Society of Film Critics Award for Best Supporting Actress
1984The House of GodAngel Dutton
1985Sesame Street Presents: Follow That BirdGrouch Diner Waitresscameo appearance
1986The Whoopee Boysextra (uncredited)
1988Casual Sex?extra (uncredited)
Track 29Nurse Stein
1989Heavy PettingHerselfdocumentary
1990Without You I'm NothingHerself (also writer)
1991Madonna: Truth or DareHerselfdocumentary
Hudson HawkMinerva Mayflower
1992Inside Monkey ZetterlandImogene
1994Sandra Bernhard: Confessions of a Pretty LadyHerself
Dallas DollDallas Adair
1995UnzippedHerselfdocumentary
One Hundred and One NightsLa première quêteuse
The Reggae MovieHerselfdocumentary
CatwalkHerselfdocumentary
1997Lover GirlMarci Guerra/'Angel'
The ApocalypseJ.T. Wayne
Plump FictionBunny Roberts
1998An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood BurnAnn Glover
ExposéJanet
Wrongfully AccusedDr. Fridley
Somewhere in the CityBetty
I Woke Up Early The Day I DiedSandy Sands/Professional Mourner and Stripper
1999Hercules: Zero to HeroCassandra (voice only)
2000One Hell of a GuyGod (voice only)
Playing Mona LisaBibi CarlsonAudience Choice Award for Best Feature Stony Brook Film Festival
Dinner RushJennifer Freely
2001ZoolanderHerselfcameo appearance
2004The N-WordHerselfdocumentary
The Easter Egg AdventureClaralyne Cluck (voice only)
2005Searching for Bobby DSherri Dansen
2009DareDr. Serena Mohr
2010See You in SeptemberCharlotte
2011Looking for LennyHerselfdocumentary

Television[edit]

YearTitleRoleNotes
1977The Richard Pryor ShowFeatured Performercanceled after 4 episodes
1991-1997RoseanneNancy Bartlettrecurring role (33 episodes)
1992Sandra After Dark, with Your Hostess, Sandra BernhardHerself (also co-executive producer)TV film
1992-93The A-ListHerself/Host1 episode
1994-96Reel Wild CinemaHerself/Host22 episodes
1995Space Ghost Coast to CoastHerself1 episode
Freaky FridayFrieda DebnyTV film
The Larry Sanders ShowHerself2 episodes
1996Dr. Katz, Professional TherapistHerself1 episode
The Late ShiftHerselfTV film
1997Superman: The Animated SeriesGsptlsnz1 episode
Ally McBealCaroline Poop2 episodes
1998-99HerculesCassandra (voice only)45 episodes
1999Sandra Bernhard - I'm Still Here..Damn It!Herself (also writer)TV film
2000The SopranosHerself as Gina1 episode:"D-Girl"
2001-02Will and GraceHerself2 episodes
2001Sandra Bernhard: Giving Them LipHerselfTV movie
2001-03The Sandra Bernhard ExperienceHerself/Hostunknown episodes
2003Law and Order: Special Victims UnitPriscilla Chaney1 episode
GirlfriendsMarcia1 episode
2004Silver LakeSheila Fontanaunsold pilot
2005Crossing JordanRoz Framus2 episodes
The L WordCharlotte Birch5 episodes
2005-06The Queer EdgeHerself/Co-Host26 episodes
2007Las VegasMargo Poon1 episode
The New Adventures of Old ChristineAudrey1 episode
2009Head CaseHerself1 episode
2011Roseanne's NutsHerself1 episode
Hot in ClevelandNan1 episode
2012GCBDebby Horowitz1 episode
DTLACarla3 episodes
2013The NeighborsMs. Porsche1 episode
2014Switched at BirthProf. Teresa Ledarsky4 episodes
You're the WorstHerself1 episode
2014-15Brooklyn Nine-NineDarlene Linetti3 episodes
20152 Broke GirlsJoedth5 episodes

Short Subjects[edit]

YearTitleRoleNotes
1996Museum of LoveKitty
2003The Third DateOla
2006Twenty Dollar DrinksStar

Awards[edit]

YearNominated workAwardCategoryResult
1983The King of ComedyNSFC Awards Won
1991Hudson HawkGolden Raspberry Awards Nominated
1997Highlander: The SeriesOFTA Awards
  • Best Guest Actress in a Syndicated Series
Nominated
2002HerselfGLAAD Media Awards Won
2006Philadelphia QFest Awards